Who Killed Christmas?

BOOKS FOR CHRISTMAS?

catherinepugh — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 21:44:21 +0000

And yet there his parents are, having just given this little brat a Wii. Ladies and gentlemen: our future. It is bleak.

Who The Hell Does She Think She Is?

catherinepugh — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 21:47:07 +0000

A man tries sending a letter to Santa at the Kensington Post Office in NYC, then has a meltdown.

Hell Bent For Leather

catherinepugh — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 17:55:31 +0000

Behold: a Christmas reindeer, made out of the hide of an entirely different animal…with quadriceps to DIE for.

Toddlers and Santa Hats.

catherinepugh — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 18:10:36 +0000

“Eva, sit THIS way. Because the JUDGES don’t LIKE IT when you don’t show enough KNEE. Show Mama those pearly-white flippers Daddy paid for!”

Heavenly Paparazzi

twostringjane — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:32:37 +0000

With her musical career in decline and a divorce underway, Candy Cheers succumbed to the same symptoms that befall many young superstars, including a drunken upskirt tabloid flash outside of an A-list Seraphim nightclub.

Via Etsy

faaaarrt

twostringjane — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:26:19 +0000

Right: “Uch, dammit Mort! You’re fanning it towards me!”

Left: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry!”

Via Etsy

Lt. Commander Data as a boy

twostringjane — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:21:37 +0000

Due to a subspace anomaly in the Devron system, Mr. Data was sent hurtling through space to a Dickensian Christmas planet where crystalline beings make the decapitated heads of visitors into ornaments.

Via Etsy

Forget Coal…

twostringjane — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:18:09 +0000

When Santa’s really pissed off, he sends you his pubes.

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Joy Ridin

twostringjane — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:12:19 +0000

after santa’s done delivering…

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My Evil Plan is Almost Complete

twostringjane — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:11:29 +0000

Via Etsy