Filed under: Timeless Clothing | Tags: christmas, pageant, tiaras, toddlers
“Eva, sit THIS way. Because the JUDGES don’t LIKE IT when you don’t show enough KNEE. Show Mama those pearly-white flippers Daddy paid for!”
Filed under: Timeless Clothing
Not only is it festive, it’s also large enough to actually BE the house of which the jolly bears are caroling in front.
On a side note, this is also the ilk of clothing I threaten to clothe my mother in when she goes senile.
Filed under: Timeless Clothing | Tags: charlie its always sunny in philadelphia, christmas special, nasty santa sweater, NSFW, perverted
Poor Charlie…
Via Bonanzle
Filed under: Timeless Clothing | Tags: christmas, crucified, elmo sweater
There’s no better way to honor Jesus’ ultimate sacrifice by crucifying this Elmo on the front of this timeless sweater… AND he’s surrounded by Jesus’ favorite things nonetheless (candy canes, snowflakes and gnomes of course!) .
It’s bright, cute AND a valuable reminder!
Via Ebay
Filed under: Timeless Clothing | Tags: clothing, knit, ornament skirt, tree vest
“Don’t we look smashing in our holiday festivity outfits?”
“Yes. Yes, we do. I am the tree.”
“And I, your ornaments. See me twinkle with the spirit of Christmas!”
“See me, steadfast and true, a true Christmas miracle.”
“I make children laugh with glee in anticipation for Santa’s sleigh, filled to the brim with holiday cheer.”
“And my branch makes a fine Yule Log to burn in the wintry frost of late December.”
“We make a perfect team, don’t we?”
“Yes, perfect.”
“When is December, ye mighty pine?”
“In four months.”
Re-posted from Mad Vortex
