Filed under: Infectious Holiday Spirit | Tags: books, bratty kid, christmas, wii
And yet there his parents are, having just given this little brat a Wii. Ladies and gentlemen: our future. It is bleak.
Filed under: Infectious Holiday Spirit | Tags: christmas, meltdown, post office
A man tries sending a letter to Santa at the Kensington Post Office in NYC, then has a meltdown.
Filed under: Inspiring Decor | Tags: christmas, creepy, leather, reindeer, santa
Behold: a Christmas reindeer, made out of the hide of an entirely different animal…with quadriceps to DIE for.
Filed under: Timeless Clothing | Tags: christmas, pageant, tiaras, toddlers
“Eva, sit THIS way. Because the JUDGES don’t LIKE IT when you don’t show enough KNEE. Show Mama those pearly-white flippers Daddy paid for!”
Filed under: Infectious Holiday Spirit
Don we now our gay apparel!
Filed under: Ouranophobic Ornaments
And when he returned from Melted Oblivion, as promised, Frosty took a slightly new career path and started touring with Bowie.
Filed under: Ouranophobic Ornaments
It was a bright cold day in December, and all the clocks were striking thirteen. The Ministry of Christmas –MiniXmas, in Newspeak, was startingly different from any other object in sight. It was a small ceramic bell of glittering white porcelain, ringing out, on the pine branch, 3 feet into the air. From where the elf sat, it was just possible to read, picked out on its face in elegant red lettering, the three slogans of the Party:
Merry Christmas
Hallmark 1984
Happy Holidays
